Not sure what the proper category is for painted slate.

Anyways, this is for a very special person who is really into Discordianism, so I pulled some stuff from Alexander Pope's translation of the Iliad. The verses are as follows:

The saffron morn, with early blushes spread,
Now rose refulgent from Tithonus’ bed;
With new-born day to gladden mortal sight,
And gild the courts of heaven with sacred light:
When baleful Eris, sent by Jove’s command,
The torch of discord blazing in her hand,
Through the red skies her bloody sign extends,
And, wrapt in tempests, o’er the fleet descends.
High on Ulysses’ bark her horrid stand
She took, and thunder’d through the seas and land.


The apple says "kallieste" which means "for the fairest" in Ancient Greek. This is a slight variant from the modern Greek.